The new cat appears to be an unusual species: Felis silvestris toddlerus. Very rare, in fact. It likely descends from both domestic house cats and some humanoid ancestor, and we suspect that it has close relatives in the monkey family. It only appears after bathtime, by the way, and disappears by bedtime.
The cat is about 2 and half years old. Its back and head are orange and black in color with terry cloth-like fur, and it has a pink and fleshy (and quite ticklish) belly. This cat also exhibits an unusual dual bipedal and quadrupedal gait. Very unusual for mammalian vertebrates. In fact, its bipedal movement has been clocked to be the fastest in the genus Felis. It lacks a non-vestigial tail, much to its own dismay.
The cat's diet consists of water, raisins, bananas, and other bedtime snacks.
And "coffee" (and the cat insists that drinking this way makes it coffee).
The cat also occasionally transfigures into a Wheatthin-eating duck, but cat seems to be its preferred form.
The cat also claims that it can fly, but proof of this (fortunately) is not available.
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My first inclination was to nod and say, "Typical Huff tradition... cats."
But this is cuter than any cat I Ever saw at the Huff house as you were growing up, K! ;-)
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